Headed to prison in a few months, what should i invest in?

[DimmuBurgor]

Doesn’t work like that lol, sometimes you gotta plead guilty to bargain a deal rather then go on trial and risk 20 years instead of 5, when you’re fucked you’re fucked bro

That's correct and especially in situations where the alternative is an Alford plea. I don't know what percent of the verdict is made in favour of the states prosecution but i would bet my wife, home, car, and pets it is at least 90%

 

[rwxrwx]

That's correct and especially in situations where the alternative is an Alford plea. I don't know what percent of the verdict is made in favour of the states prosecution but i would bet my wife, home, car, and pets it is at least 90%

About 94 percent of felony convictions at the state level and about 97 percent at the federal level are the result of plea bargains.

USA justice system is one of the worst. 2 million inmates and millions are on probation. They represent 25% of the inmate population worldwide.

 

[DimmuBurgor]

About 94 percent of felony convictions at the state level and about 97 percent at the federal level are the result of plea bargains.

USA justice system is one of the worst. 2 million inmates and millions are on probation. They represent 25% of the inmate population worldwide.

Any data for the conviction rates of (kidnapped) foreign nationals who are denied bail with state appointed public counsel (better known as the district attorneys internship and training program)? but hey not ALL cops are bad, right? HAAAAAA

 

[rwxrwx]

Any data for the conviction rates of (kidnapped) foreign nationals who are denied bail with state appointed public counsel (better known as the district attorneys internship and training program)? but hey not ALL cops are bad, right? HAAAAAA

This is a very interesting subject my friend, unfortunately I don't have data/stats right now. One thing for sure, no other countries in the world other then USA will spend so much money to find you, extradite you with the approval of almost all countries and charge you with threat of life without parole if you don't plea guilty. In my opinion, it is a shame for a country who is the global leader to act in such ways.. crazy long sentences with no early releases for noncitizens...

 

[UNTLD]

I only have $2,500 to invest, what can i do? i cant find work on here at all, i need something. im going to do 2 years in federal prison. starting in 3 months. Im located in the USA,

i got a couple things going, dm me

 

[Skipper]

I only have $2,500 to invest, what can i do? i cant find work on here at all, i need something. im going to do 2 years in federal prison. starting in 3 months. Im located in the USA,

Invest in a rape whistle

 

[Darktriad]

Invest in a rape whistle

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I burst out laughing here

 

[killkill222]

If possible, send money to family or a very trusted friend to manage for you. $2,500 isn't too much money, and if you can work and save up more before your time then I'd recommend you do that too. Crypto has been going smooth for a bit, but it's a very risky investment. If you need something safer, invest into a family business (if possible) or use traditional stocks and bonds as your primary investment vehicle.

Sorry about the time you gotta serve, happens to a lot of good people. I wish you the best of luck during your time, and hope you've researched plenty about prisons. Hope you can go to a federal camp or a federal low, would be the best.

 

[Darktriad]

Hope you can go to a federal camp or a federal low, would be the best.

Lower risk of rape there? hahahahahahahahha

 

[killkill222]

Lower risk of rape there? hahahahahahahahha

Prison rape is not nearly as common in US prisons as you think, and as it was in the 90's. I hope author doesn't go through any bad/violent experiences in prison. You should never wish that on any man. But I guess yes, lower risk of rape there and in general a much better and more relaxed environment for inmates in a low/camp. Just hope he'll do his time and get out on early release if possible.

 

[royal_]

Brise

 

[Darktriad]

Prison rape is not nearly as common in US prisons as you think, and as it was in the 90's. I hope author doesn't go through any bad/violent experiences in prison. You should never wish that on any man. But I guess yes, lower risk of rape there and in general a much better and more relaxed environment for inmates in a low/camp. Just hope he'll do his time and get out on early release if possible.

Because you're taking irony seriously?
If you don't understand a joke, you shouldn't write nonsense ok

I just kidded
Don't take a joke or prank seriously

Learn to live lighter
learn one thing
In jail if you take everything too seriously you will have a lot of problems

Don't you have a sense of humor?

 

[Guest]

Depending on your charge (non-violent) i'd say invest in some IT certs to hopefully get a job once come home to start fresh.

 

[AccessMan44]

Depending on your charge (non-violent) i'd say invest in some IT certs to hopefully get a job once come home to start fresh.

where would i start? what kind do you suggest?

 

[stepbro]

find a way to not get into that prison thats my advice

 

[FatalException]

Invest in a rape whistle

 

[AccessMan44]

find a way to not get into that prison thats my advice

hired a childhood friend who later ratted on me

 

[stepbro]

hired a childhood friend who later ratted on me

dont hire anyone , buy food and stuff to keep you living outside law eyes .... like in someplace therese no one .... at least to let them forget you ... living in jail
may bad things may happen

 

[Autochthonous]

Best investment would be in yourself, invest in your knowledge get some books and you'll have plenty of free time to read and study them.

When you'll get out you will be a whole different man, believe me.